Tushar Abdullah

Dhaka, Bangladesh

Keep Smiling

“Keep smiling!” The doctor said to the patient, “you have tea, coffee, wine, cigarettes. What to eat?”

The patient smiles shyly and says: “Don’t stay, doctor, it doesn’t take anything, I have eaten from home!”

A prisoner fell ill for two consecutive days and sought the help of a prison doctor. On examination, the doctor said that a kidney had to be cut off. Hearing this, the prisoner became agitated. How to survive if a kidney is cut? It is impossible!

“The first time I came to you, you cut the tonsils. The gallbladder, the second time. Appendices cut, the third time! I come to you in the hope that you will help me get out of prison because I am sick. And you are talking about reverse kidney transplant?”

“Why are you so angry? What happens all at once? I’m actually getting you out of jail little by little!”